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Recent reviews

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  Wish 2023

  ★★★ Watched 28 Nov 2023

  the second best animated movie trying to replicate spider-verse style animation to feature “the best chris” of the year

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Nov 2023

  so taylor swift music was blaring to my left for the entirety of the movie and near the end one of the song’s beats matched perfectly with saltburn’s score and it sucks knowing I’ll never experience something so accidentally well timed like that ever again.

Popular reviews

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  Next Goal Wins 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Nov 2023 1

  you either die as michael fassbender listening to the smiths or live long enough to be michael fassbender jamming out to sia.

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  Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Jul 2023 1

  what a star making performance from first time actor paul rudd. he really has quite the career ahead of him I say.

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