Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Sep 2023

  i liked it!!

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  Weathering with You 2019

  ★★½ Watched 24 Aug 2023

  i honestly wasn’t able to guess the plot the entire time. it’s cute !!!!

Popular reviews

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  Eyes Wide Shut 1999

  ★ Rewatched 22 Dec 2019 3

  u know how some movies are so bad theyre good? this movie is so good it’s bad. very timely to watch in 2019 (aka reminded of the Epstein scandal) but also one of the worst movies ive ever seen. 
  I can’t tell what’s worse: being in a scenario where ur marriage is on the rocks & ur wife shares her sexual fantasies of her fucking other men so u join a sex cult or having to sit through 3 hours of tom cruise’s acting

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  Donnie Darko 2001

  Added 1

  Donnie Darko is one of the worst movies ive ever seen. it's so bad i've been ranting about how much it sucks for years now. empty, uninspiring, unmemorable. fake deep. fake physics. unscientific with cheesy dialogues. every character is a moron. the tweenager's edge. the common person's weird. the wikipedia page's introduction to metaphysics. the blockbusters watcher's cult classic.

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