• Barbie


    I liked it before it made a billion dollars. That’s too much money. A movie shouldn’t make that much money. 

    The filmmakers should put their money where their mouths are and use the profits to buy REAL Barbie’s for little girls in Africa and Syria

  • Step Up Revolution

    Step Up Revolution


    This is basically my life

  • Porco Rosso

    Porco Rosso


    I had only ever seen Totoro. I loved this. I especially like the part where the pig flies the plane

  • The Boogeyman

    The Boogeyman


    Would have been better if it were about a guy that finds out he has special powers and he has to train them to become some kind of master knight, and then defeat his dad, who is darth Vader

  • The Invisible Man

    The Invisible Man

    Who needs a suit that makes you invisible when you’re a male under 5’10”

  • Insidious: The Red Door

    Insidious: The Red Door

    Literally was too scary for me. I don’t mean the monster stuff just the idea of being brought to a frat party by a black nerd.

  • The Whale

    The Whale


    So let me get this straight: when you’re a homoromantic body-positive that gets congestive heart failure from mayonnaise pizza you’re literally Jesus Christ but if you’re a closeted bi-curious racist that does it with cocaine you’re a bad guy that remains Twitter shadow-banned even during the Elon era??? Y’all is this right???

  • Gay


    This shit wasn’t fuckin funny at all

  • Richard Jewell

    Richard Jewell


    Didn’t rewatch it just sitting around thinking about it again today

  • City of Lies

    City of Lies


    Boring I ate a banana and had beet juice

  • Gods and Monsters

    Gods and Monsters


    I want an app on my phone that clips scenes from this movie but it uses Siri as an input. Like “the part where ian mckellan is talkin about his boyfriend from the trenches splayed out on some barbed wire for a week and they cut to Brendan Frazier doing some “ain’t that how it be” Aw shucks face” and then the phone just gives it to me and I can send it to people

  • Black Knight

    Black Knight


    Awww hell naught