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  • Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero

    ★★★

  • The Seventh Seal

    ★★★★

  • March of the Penguins

    ★★★★

  • Doug's Secret Christmas

    ★★★½

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  • The Last Airbender

    The Last Airbender

    ½

    A complete trainwreck in motion, rapidly screeching along from scene to scene while excruciating expository dialogue is force-fed to you, and yet NOTHING makes ANY goddamn sense. Characters go from location to location without any rhyme or reason, completely lacking any shred of motivation, and it results in a series of events that collectively form one confusing mess.

    You can watch the show to fill in some of the gaps in logic and especially context, although the film already does…

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  • Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero

    Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero

    ★★★

    🥶🥶🥶 Holiday Hoopla II: Electric Blue Igloo 🥶🥶🥶
    Chapter 5

    Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero is fine, though I can't be very enthusiastic about it since the whole thing feels highly perfunctory. This severely lacks in character and emotion; characters don't get much time to breathe, and when they do, it doesn't feel all that genuine. Batman also feels like a side character, which doesn't necessarily have to be a bad thing, but it is here, considering that all other characters…

  • The Seventh Seal

    The Seventh Seal

    ★★★★

    Death: the original trollface.

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  • The Northman

    The Northman

    ★★★★

    Managed to watch this during a sneak preview.

    Pretty incredible. A brute cinematic experience, a mixture of Gladiator and The Green Knight with a drop or two of the over the top insanity of Mandy.

    Robert Eggers and Jarin Blaschke once again prove they are a powerhouse duo: the directing and cinematography are nothing short of amazing. Like The Lighthouse, a lot of The Northman's visuals are burned into my brain, it's kind of insane how many memorable scenes there…

  • The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

    ★★

    General summary:


    Greed is bad, you guys.

    Dragon bites the dust at the drop of a hat. Bye bye powerful cliffhanger from the last film.

    Greed is really bad, you guys.

    CGI CGI CGI CGI CGI CGI CGI

    Pointless cameos make pointless cameos in the first film less pointless.

    An army.

    CGI CGI CGI CGI CGI CGI CGI

    ANOTHER army.

    CGI CGI CGI CGI CGI CGI CGI

    A CGI dwarf.

    Yet ANOTHER army.

    AND ANOTHER.

    CGI CGI CGI CGI CGI…