Now that I’ve finally caught up on this series in preparation for Spiral, I am breaking my silence: I could and would survive ALL of these traps. In the entire franchise. All of them. My survival instincts are just feral enough to make me impossible to kill. Even Amanda’s impossible traps couldn’t stop me. I would simply flirt my way out of hers (or get shot in the face, but even then it wouldn’t be the trap itself that killed me, would it?) So... John? Check mate, bitch.

The scariest thing about this is the concept of having to run for your life while bra-less.

Aww hell no Arne took 40 benadryls

I can girlbossify Tonya Harding a little bit as a treat

I am a woman of simple tastes: I hear The National and I slam that like button.

To quote one of the funniest tweets I have ever seen: did King Kong really think he was gonna date that lady?