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  • Cemetery Man
  • Black Christmas
  • Blood and Black Lace
  • House

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  • Warlock III: The End of Innocence

    ½

  • Memorial Valley Massacre

  • Cruel Jaws

    ★½

  • Hack-O-Lantern

    ★★★★★

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  • Robot Holocaust

    Robot Holocaust

    ★★★★★

    Simply put... the greatest movie ever made.

  • Mod Fuck Explosion

    Mod Fuck Explosion

    ★★½

    Quotable arthouse grind. Punk rock teenage existentialism. Occasional cringe inducing edgelord porn. Angsty outsider art.

    Leather jacket. Apathy Productions. Scooter orgasms. Teen suicide explosion. Chicken teriyaki upside down. Smelly buttocks. Ass gravy white virgin dress. Spoiled fish head ambrosia. Cocksucker school. Panty dick. Cracker faced mods. Ouija board. Speed. Death is always the winner. Dick molds. Sex question game. Bleary gang fight montage. Abandoned location stair ascension. Grim and depressing newspaper article read aloud. The end.

    "Pussy vs prick. Pussy always wins."