The Northman

The Northman ★★★★

I will avenge you, Father
I will save you, Mother
I will kill you, Fjölnir

this was very very cool - a good 70% of the run time was alexander skarsgård staring right down the camera 

the viking raid when we first see the older Amelth was insane THE WAY HE CAUGHT THE ARROW AND THREW IT BACK phewwwwwww

the whole animalistic wolf thing was a bit- umm interesting… i hadn’t the notion 

i thought it was hilarious how the final title card appeared then the lights came on before credits started and it was the most awkward thing ever - the utter silence of the credits pls

i appreciated the running commentary from alex as she turned round to me laughing and said “look at his wee knickers” and thought that Amleth looked like one of the paul brothers. when not making comments she would either silently choke on her hot nuts or vape

my friends hated this loll

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