Knives Out

Knives Out ★★★★★

Rian Johnson, thou art forgiven. How wonderful that the most exciting movie released all year had no explosions and only one self-admitted stupid car chase. May this find the success necessary for further adventures of Benoit Blanc and Watson de Armas.

To the slobbish teenager who sat to the right of me, the movie theater experience should not be mistaken for a buffet table. They may share some of the blame for providing you loud, crunchy foods to shove in your gullet, but shaking your soda throughout the film to rattle the ice and slurp your long-nonexistent beverage merely cemented that you are either an asshole or an idiot. Either way, you suck and have no friends.

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