Hey, good movies at the theater were getting thin at the end of the SAG-AFRA strike, stop judging me watching this! Anyway, this movie was sooo close to being decent, honestly it was. Because it tiptoed around asking one of the most fun and mean questions that out-group vs. in-group rom coms can ask:
What if the cool kids really do deserve all the goodwill and appreciation they get?

I want to see a different version of this movie, where…

I'm not sure I can legally evaluate this fairly. Because I have to admit that many of my opinions about film have to do with the fairly amateurish judging standard of reality. "Oh yes, this scene felt 'real'," I say as I review some preposterous sci fi movie. "I definitely think an astrolight pilot from Verdant would behave that way when confronted by Shundaquana fighters." It's preposterous and pompous and yet, *THWAP* there it is, the reality tape measure once…