John Gross

John Gross

Favorite films

  • Rango
  • Little Shop of Horrors
  • It's Such a Beautiful Day
  • Society

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  • Delgo

  • Assault on Precinct 13

    ★★★★

  • Thanksgiving

    ★★★

  • Night of the Creeps

    ★★★★½

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  • Delgo

    Delgo

    Me when I show up to a worst name competition but my opponent is this movie: 😱😱😱
    What the FUCK is a Delgo??? I know that’s his name but what type of name is that? What type of label is that? Why would someone want to go see a movie called Delgo? Out of context, what the FUCK is a Delgo??? Even in context, who the fuck cares??? What’s a Delgo??? Who’s a Delgo??? He’s just some funny (not funny)…

  • Assault on Precinct 13

    Assault on Precinct 13

    ★★★★

    A better Napoleon movie than Napoleon

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  • Five Nights at Freddy's

    Five Nights at Freddy's

    ★★★★

    I’m sort of appalled by how critics are reacting to this. I’ve never seen such a strong disconnect between critics and audiences. This is exactly what people have been wanting. It’s what Scott Cawthon wants. It’s loyal to the game and an overall great adaptation. The dream sequences remind me of the mini games, and the way the film discusses memory is especially perfect. Critics are looking at this as if it’s under the banner of A24 and it’s not. It’s fun, something critics don’t understand. This is the definition of “for the fans” and if you don’t like it, shut the fuck up.

  • Spirited Away

    Spirited Away

    ★★★★★

    As we look back with Chihiro on a dark tunnel with otherwise no particular meaning, we mourn this life with her that we never even had. As spiritual and ethereal as her journey was, we felt like we undertook it with her. And yet, unbeknownst to Chihiro, as she looks away, even though it’s memory couldn’t be further away, her hair tie sparkles. That’s how I feel about my memories. Gone but not forgotten, and more importantly the mark you left as a result of them has made the world a better place. Probably the purest film ever made