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  • Miami Vice
  • The Last Matinee
  • Suspiria
  • Under the Silver Lake

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  • See How They Run

    ★★★½

  • Ella Enchanted

    ★★½

  • A Knight's Tale

    ★★★★½

  • Skinamarink

    ★★★★★

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  • See How They Run

    See How They Run

    ★★★½

    A bit too meta for its own good?
    It's a perfectly suitable whodunit mystery !
    Sam Rockwell is a gem

  • Ella Enchanted

    Ella Enchanted

    ★★½

    A reimagining of the Cinderella story, also based on a book.

    So get this , Ella of Frell is cursed with having to obey the command of anyone who commands her to do anything. That's the thing

    It's got some silly parts

    It's a pretty campy good time

    The younger stepsisters hair was distractingly bad lmao who let that happen?

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  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★★★★

    S>K>I>N>A>M>A>R>I>N>K_R>O>T

    "Can we watch something happy?"

    Darkness is not your ally.

    Hypnotic distortion, mesmerizing and inescapable. A nightmare for the eyes and ears. Beautifully simple and executed with a commanding vision. Feels closer to a cursed artifact than a film. "Childlike" and liminal horror distilled to a harmfully caustic level.

    This film is drowning in Darkness like nothing else I've ever seen. You stare into the dark so much it starts to stare back at you.

    Genre Familiarities like, characters,…

  • The Last Matinee

    The Last Matinee

    ★★★★★

    This movie is a delight and I highly recommend watching it.

    Here's all the nice boxes it checks.

    Slasher ✓
    Giallo ✓
    All in one location ✓
    All in one night ✓
    Nightmares happen ✓
    Synthed out OST by director ✓
    Under 90 minute run time ✓

    What more could you want from a film?

    Masterfully crafted, Al Morir la Matinée is a movie boy's worst nightmare. To go to the movie theater and cum your pants so bad it…