Hereditary ★★★★★

Heyyyyy guyssss.

Story time. Soooooo someone burned my dad in the living room... Wtf. 

But it’s Mother’s Day so mom and I decided to play a game of tag and she GOT REAL INTO IT. She was actually scarin me! So I hauled ass to the attic and now she’s bangin real loud on the door. 

UPDATE: Just found my dead grandmas corpse in the attic. Can someone come slide? Don’t really wanna be here anymore. Oh fuck grandmas friends are in the attic. I think I just got a flash of peen.

What’s that sound?