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  • Almost Famous
  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • The Breakfast Club

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  • Good Luck to You, Leo Grande

    ★★★½

  • Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★½

  • Spiderhead

    ★★★

  • Mamma Mia!

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  • Jurassic World Dominion

    Jurassic World Dominion

    ★★½

    Leaps and bounds better than its predecessor. 
    It still falls into many recent blockbuster pitfalls; it’s too long, the tension is dampened by predictability, and Sam Neill, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum’s involvement was obviously cobbled together to scrape up some nostalgia dollars. But it managed to be fun, and at its best it learned to embrace its ridiculousness and run with it; perhaps Jeff Goldblum’s presence rubbed off on Colin Trevorrow. 

    Weirdly enough, the dinosaurs might have been the worst…

  • Spiderhead

    Spiderhead

    ★★★

    Me: this movie wants everyone to fuck, doesn’t it?
    Movie: pulls out a chart demonstrating exactly that

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  • Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium

    ★★

    I only watched this to understand Walter White's torment.

  • The Hobbit

    The Hobbit

    ½

    Everything wrong with this movie:

    1. Dale looks like the Queen of Hearts' castle from Alice in Wonderland
    2. The Arkenstone is kept in Erebor, not Dale
    3. Slag?! Are you kidding me? The dragon's name is SMAUG
    4. Smaug does not take the treasure of Dale, he takes the treasure of Erebor (The confusion of Dale with Erebor can be said as one, but it's brought up so many times that it's worthy of two separate points)
    5. "only…