Nelson Monteiro

Nelson Monteiro Patron

I will hungrily devour cinema like my Kaiju predecessors before me.

Favorite films

  • Memories of Murder
  • Red Rocket
  • 12 Angry Men
  • Shock Corridor

Recent activity

  • MacGruber


  • Troop Zero

  • Last Holiday


  • Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart in the Land of Demons


Recent reviews

  • MacGruber



    Macgruber will suck every dick to save America, a true patriot and icon.

  • Troop Zero

    Troop Zero

    Not as quirky and cute as it should've been. One or two good moments but it bored me throughout sadly because I loved the cast.

Popular reviews

  • Her



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Sometimes loneliness can breed a wanting no other living soul can give you...".

    Joaquin Phoenix stars as Theodore Twombly, a man on the cusp of divorce, who's an introverted person living each day after work and weekends at home playing video games and calling up sex lines to feel close to a woman again, one day Theodore sees an advertisement for an AI called OS which supplies an artificially intelligent presence in the home. Theodore gets one and starts to…

  • Logan



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    LOGAN (9/3/17)

    "It's Not Like The Comic Books, People Die!!..."

    James "Logan" Howlett A.K.A. Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) is an aged mutant with the ability to heal and former X-Man, due to his old age in the near future his healing factor is slowing down making it increasingly harder to regenerate his wounds leaving scars and causing pain.

    Logan's working as a limo driver in Texas saving up for a boat and paying for Charles "Professor X" Xavier's (Patrick Stewart) pills…