I want to murder a lighthouse wickie
And bury him next to me
I want to slaughter a lighthouse wickie
Right by the side of the sea
He'll polish his knob with a cry of glee
A scrimshaw mermaid on his knee
I want to butcher a lighthouse wickie
Won't that be okay?
We'll find a head in the old cistern
Drink turpentine by the shore
We'll invite the mighty Kraken in
And one-eyed seagulls by the score
I dream…
[Sante Sangre 9 1st Impression Part 1]
Step inside our circus tent.
Please ignore the dead elephant
We had to give him up for Lent
Step inside! Step inside!
We've got thrills and shocks
Downs kids snorting Chinese Rock
Leave your right ear in the box
Come inside! Come inside!
Roll up! Roll up! Roll up!
See the show!
Left behind the bars
Orgo samples the tattooed lady's charms
Won't someone please call the gendarmes
Before his wife is totally…
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Hammer does Hitchcock in this marvelously suspenseful and noirish tale of a young woman apparently being gaslighted over her inheritance, but nothing...and no one...in this movie are what or who they appear to be, so if you're like me, you'll likely be trying to sort out this highly misleading mystery from the opening scene right up until the final two minutes.
Despite having seen this about 10-15 years ago, I had forgotten enough of the plot twists to make them…
I get why this film resonates so much with a specific demographic of nostalgic old hippies, and aging baby-boomers who feel creatively stifled by their careers, but its central message of tuning in, turning on, and dropping out was a tad outdated even when it was originally released, and it certainly hasn't aged like a fine wine since.
But what really chaps my ass are the 1-dimensional strawmen authority figures that director Hal Ashby sets up as Harold's obstacles on…
