Favorite films

  • Jaws
  • Highlander
  • Rocky IV
  • The Exorcist

Recent activity

  • Ricochet


  • Night Killer


  • Beyond the Door III


  • American Hunter


Recent reviews

  • Ricochet



    Ricochet... or as I like to call it; John Lithogow's Sexual Awakening.

    I don't know what I was expecting with Ricochet, but what I got sure wasn't it. I figured it'd be a standard Cat&Mouse thriller with some funny Lithogow barbs.... what I didn't expect was it to be a fully-charged homoerotic trash masterpiece!

    After bungling the heist of his life, John Lithgow is captured by the sight of Denzel Washington in his briefs, and nothing will ever be the…

  • Night Killer

    Night Killer


    Just when I thought Italian Cinema couldn't get any dumber, along comes Night Killer to decimate what little brain cells I had left.

    From its nonsensical dance-troupe opening to its WTF finale, this thing delivers nothing but hilarity from first frame til last. Come for the Kruger-inspired villain, but stay for the multiple chest punches, the sweaty "heroic" rapist and some of the craziest dialog exchanges in cinematic history (which is saying a lot when you consider Claudio Fragasso wrote…

Popular reviews

  • Street Fighter

    Street Fighter


    Lets not fool ourselves here - Street Fighter is a piece of shit.
    But I'll be damned if time isn't being kind to this car crash. Watching it as a straight comedy last night in a packed cinema, it was a hoot.

    Things that are bad about Street Fighter = Everything.

    Things that are amazing in Street Fighter =

    - Raul Julia's straight delivery of a proposterous script.
    - Van Damme's inspirational call to arms.
    - Van Damme calling Bison…

  • Train to Busan

    Train to Busan


    Damn, Train to Busan. I don't know what to say.
    It's an emotional rollercoaster, that's for sure. A slow start quickly gives way to an adrenaline packed, emotionally wrenching horror movie. Although to be more accurate, this ain't no ordinary horror movie; it's an action movie, a disaster movie & a family drama all in one.

    Zombies on a train is such a cool idea (Horror Express already proved this) - I mean, where do you escape to?…