Ricochet... or as I like to call it; John Lithogow's Sexual Awakening.
I don't know what I was expecting with Ricochet, but what I got sure wasn't it. I figured it'd be a standard Cat&Mouse thriller with some funny Lithogow barbs.... what I didn't expect was it to be a fully-charged homoerotic trash masterpiece!
After bungling the heist of his life, John Lithgow is captured by the sight of Denzel Washington in his briefs, and nothing will ever be the…
Just when I thought Italian Cinema couldn't get any dumber, along comes Night Killer to decimate what little brain cells I had left.
From its nonsensical dance-troupe opening to its WTF finale, this thing delivers nothing but hilarity from first frame til last. Come for the Kruger-inspired villain, but stay for the multiple chest punches, the sweaty "heroic" rapist and some of the craziest dialog exchanges in cinematic history (which is saying a lot when you consider Claudio Fragasso wrote…
Lets not fool ourselves here - Street Fighter is a piece of shit.
But I'll be damned if time isn't being kind to this car crash. Watching it as a straight comedy last night in a packed cinema, it was a hoot.
Things that are bad about Street Fighter = Everything.
Things that are amazing in Street Fighter =
- Raul Julia's straight delivery of a proposterous script.
- Van Damme's inspirational call to arms.
- Van Damme calling Bison…
SO. MANY. EMOTIONS!!!
Damn, Train to Busan. I don't know what to say.
It's an emotional rollercoaster, that's for sure. A slow start quickly gives way to an adrenaline packed, emotionally wrenching horror movie. Although to be more accurate, this ain't no ordinary horror movie; it's an action movie, a disaster movie & a family drama all in one.
Zombies on a train is such a cool idea (Horror Express already proved this) - I mean, where do you escape to?…
