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  • She


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Recent reviews

  • Critters 2

    Critters 2


    My girlfriend had fond memories of the original Critters, but mistakenly remembered it as a comedy based on a single (admittedly hilarious) scene where a Crite exclaims "shit" at the sight of his little Critter brother getting blown to smithereens. She struggled to believe that it could be anything other than a comedy and became intrigued when I told her that it's actually really downbeat.

    Naturally, this would be a good time to rewatch Critters, but instead we opted for…

  • She



    You know when a movie features the same Director/Writer & Music credits that you're probably in for a wacky time and "She" doesn't disappoint. You can say a lot of about this movie but it's never, ever boring.

    On the surface this kind of looks like a Conan riff, starring Valeria herself, Sandahl Bergman and while it certainly shares the same DNA, this is so much more.

    Where to start with this thing.... Man.
    In the year 21, after the "Cancellation",…

Popular reviews

  • Street Fighter

    Street Fighter


    Lets not fool ourselves here - Street Fighter is a piece of shit.
    But I'll be damned if time isn't being kind to this car crash. Watching it as a straight comedy last night in a packed cinema, it was a hoot.

    Things that are bad about Street Fighter = Everything.

    Things that are amazing in Street Fighter =

    - Raul Julia's straight delivery of a proposterous script.
    - Van Damme's inspirational call to arms.
    - Van Damme calling Bison…

  • Train to Busan

    Train to Busan


    Damn, Train to Busan. I don't know what to say.
    It's an emotional rollercoaster, that's for sure. A slow start quickly gives way to an adrenaline packed, emotionally wrenching horror movie. Although to be more accurate, this ain't no ordinary horror movie; it's an action movie, a disaster movie & a family drama all in one.

    Zombies on a train is such a cool idea (Horror Express already proved this) - I mean, where do you escape to?…