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Favorite films

  • The Unbelievable Truth
  • Surviving Desire
  • Simple Men
  • Amateur

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  • School of Rock

    ★★★★½

  • Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions

    ★★½

  • Turner & Hooch

    ★★★

  • A Night at the Opera

    ★★★★½

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  • School of Rock

    School of Rock

    ★★★★½

    Watching this for the first time since I saw it in the theater 20 years ago gave me incredibly intense “WE USED TO BE A REAL COUNTRY” vibes. Maybe I used to be a real person, too.

  • Turner & Hooch

    Turner & Hooch

    ★★★

    More Tom Hanks in skimpy briefs than you'd expect!

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  • The Secret Life of Bees

    The Secret Life of Bees

    ★★★

    I kind of wish this movie was less about the pretty white girl's typical 'rediscovering her mom' junk and more about Hudson's discovery and connection to a group of women who embody so many of her own feelings that she could never express before.

    Instead, the dramatic beats seem like less of an awakening than a mishmash. The insertion of contemporary music is jarring, and the overuse of montage covers some moments that would be better left explored. Just kind of unsatisfying overall, though it has a lot of good pieces.

  • Ball of Fire

    Ball of Fire

    ★★★★½

    Can you imagine not liking this movie? What the fuck.