Halloween ★★★★★

You've fooled them, haven't you Michael? But not me.
-Dr. Sam Loomis

Say what you will about the Halloween movies, but at least Michael Myers never ended up in outer space. This year we got an average number of trick or treaters despite it ending earlier then I expected. What was disappointing though is that no one dressed up as monsters of any kind.

No classic monsters like Dracula or Frankenstein Monster. No 80s horror movie icons like Jason or Freddy. Nothing scary at all. All superheroes and princesses mostly with a duo dressed up as mustard and ketchup thrown in.

If a kid ever shows up at my door dressed up as Michael Myers he or she is going to get a full box of chips. Screw those other kids dressed up like soldiers and doctors.

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