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  • Alien
  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
  • Blade Runner
  • RoboCop

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Pinned reviews

  • Alien



    Ash, that transmission... Mother's deciphered part of it. It doesn't look like an S.O.S.

    When you get right down to it, Alien is a "B Movie" made with "Triple A Movie" sensibilities. The story in one broad stroke is a crew of people on a ship getting killed off one at a time by a creature. A story doesn't get more "B Movie" then that. I think the problem ended up being that every single person involved with the…

  • Night of the Living Dead

    Night of the Living Dead


    They're coming for you, Barbara!

    The birth of the modern zombie. It's often that Night of the Living Dead is simply mentioned as the first modern zombie film and almost all the praise goes to Dawn of the Dead as the greatest zombie film ever made. Night deserves much more praise then that.

    The rules of the modern zombie is engraved in pop culture. My 9 year old stepdaughter knows what a zombie is and she's never witnessed a…

Recent reviews

  • Slut



    So you still think I'm better than her?

    Watcher reminded me how much I liked Chloe Okuno's segment in V/H/S/94 so I wanted to check out some of her earlier work bringing me to one of her first shorts.

    Fantastic 20 minutes that quickly establishes the world, mood and characters. Makes you love Maddy (Molly McIntyre) right from the get go. It's a simple setup, but effective.

    Really looking forward to Okuno's next feature.

  • American Carnage

    American Carnage


    Ca caw, motherfuckers. 
    -Big Mac 

    Jenna Ortega‘s horror portfolio is blowing up. This is the fourth horror film I’ve seen her in from this year and she still has the Wednesday TV series coming up. My only nitpick on the film front is that she is always playing a supporting role when in most cases she’s outshining the lead. I’m looking at you Scream

    This was a lot of fun. Its biggest strength is the chemistry between the four main…

Popular reviews

  • Project X

    Project X


    Project X: I love you so much Superbad, I want to be just like you when I grow up.

    Superbad: Fuck you Project X

  • Jaws: The Revenge

    Jaws: The Revenge


    Instead of doing a review I will just point out the crap that inhabits this film.

    - The shark roars like a lion.
    - Mario Van Peebles does a Jamaican accent
    - The shark swims from New York to the Bahamas in less then 3 days.
    - This is the sequel that popularized the tagline "This time it's personal!"
    - African Americans feet apparently look Caucasian under water
    - The god damn shark is hunting one family, even…