This is unfortunately the closest we'll get to Scott Adkins as James Bond. This movie is pretty meh and I don't know how to score it, but the story is pretty standard yet I don't even remember it. I didn't pay much attention and can't remember any plot point at all, even when they were explaining it I feel like I missed stuff. Scott is obviously the best part along with the ending. The ending is very much like the…
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Superman: Red Son 2020
Oh my God it's finally over, the cringe, the boring snooze fest, it's over. This was probably one of the worst DC animated movies out there, and there's a good amount of competition. There was just enough good stuff to give it a 5/10, but man I could've easily put it at a 3 or 4. I hope this doesn't turn me off from reading the comic like Batman Hush did, but I feel like it might.
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Justice League Dark: Apokolips War 2020
At the end they deadass pulled a "suicide is badass".
I'll always love these DC animated movies, as they're the only good DC movie universe we'll ever get.
Do I have problems with this movie? Absolutely.
Do I like how every character died, and how they died? No.
Does it really matter since it was the ending and rebooted itself? Nope.
My biggest problem is that the last half, everytime there's a lunch thrown there's always a white flash of light. What the fuck is that for? Other than that I love this movie, beautiful ending to this universe.
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Dragged Across Concrete 2018
Holy fuck was this boring as hell, and drawn out like crazy. There's not much to say, such a waste of so many actors. Honestly the best part was also the worst part, which was Jennifer Carpenter's scene in the bank. If you know you know. Also what the fuck she was in the movie for maybe 5 minutes and didn't do anything whatsoever. C'mon man what the fuck
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Angel Has Fallen 2019
Alright I'll admit I'm a big fan of these movies, they are definitely guilty pleasures. But this movie was definitely an improvement over the second one but the first one is still the best. Apparently the producer has plans for 3 more of these movies and multiple shows that tie in. I have no clue how many times you can have a failed assassination attempt of the President, and then have the lead Secret Service Agent get framed for it…
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Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) 2020
Imagine being a fan of these characters and waiting to see them on the big screen, and then this is what you get. It's hard to believe this company has actually made good comic book movies before after watching this. Some cool moments and Ewan McGregor being the best Black Mask under the circumstances are the only good parts. Cringe acting, awful fight scenes, and overall just bad characters bring this movie down. Victor Zsasz sounds like Jay-Z have the…
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Uncut Gems 2019
Honestly the ending brings it down a whole star/point. What the actual fuck was that? Adam Sandler is good but not anything to write home about. Honestly this movie is one of the most dissapointing I've seen in a while, I was excited to watch. I felt the exact same way about Good Time. Just such a dissapointment and I honestly wasted money on this. I know it's unpopular but my god this honestly, borderline sucked.
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Batman Begins 2005
I don't remember the last time I saw this but I'm definitely gonna have to watch this more often. So much better than I remember, so damn good. My main problems are how they used Scarecrow and Zsasz, and that final fight scene. That fight choreography and filming is straight out of the MCU, but before the MCU. Some other plot threads and characters don't get resolved in this, or even the other movies. But man I really love this movie, the perfect Batman origin. Plus I'm a huge fan of when movies show the hero creating their gadgets and suits, and then suiting up.
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Wonder Woman 2017
The first two acts are good, with some great moments.
Last act is one of the worst I think I've seen. Cringe as fuck, just CGI on CGI, awful acting.
Now the movie as a whole, Gal Gadot is an awful actress and shouldn't be Wonder Woman. Although for some reason I enjoy her in the role. Everything else is good though, but that third act my god.
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The Accountant 2016
Worse than I remember it, but still decent. The parts explaining Christian's backstory are incredibly boring, and so are most of the movie that's he's not in. I wish we had more interaction between Ben Affleck and Anna Kendrick, as those parts especially the beginning section were good. The other side characters just suck, even J.K. Simmons unfortunately. I want to care about the "villain" if you will, but I don't. I also don't care about the whole "brother vs brother" thing because it's just not executed well. I would like a sequel but I won't blink twice if we never get one.
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The Dark Knight 2008
I remember when I watched this a couple months ago I was very dissapointed and thought it wasn't very good. I obviously just rewatched it now and must I say, what a fucking idiot I was back then amiright?
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