I am training myself to stop running away from the screen every time a train comes towards it. Follow me as I document my journey!

Favorite films

  • Female Trouble
  • Enter the Fat Dragon
  • The Original Kings of Comedy
  • Freddy Got Fingered

Recent activity

  • Forty Guns


  • Friends with Money


  • Crazy Six


  • Lone Wolf and Cub: Baby Cart to Hades

Recent reviews

  • Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?

    Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?


    Will and I went on Extended Clip. Listen to learn about Tony Randall's swag marriage history.

    Listen to A Closer Look too if you like movie podcasts that are totally fictional and schizophrenic and we had to make a deal with the devil in a swamp to think of all the jokes.

    Please like this review if you are a fan of either of these podcasts, want to listen to these podcasts, or have ever listened to a podcast.

  • Wavelength



    One of the best movies ever made, sort of like Manhunter or Days of Thunder.

Popular reviews

  • Nomadland



    A 2 hour special episode of Undercover Boss

  • The Scary of Sixty-First

    The Scary of Sixty-First


    Some nice moments but mostly it reminds me of the psychological thriller I wrote when I was 16 that was set at my high school and the principal was named Dr. Caligari