Blade: Trinity

Blade: Trinity

Dracula is the main villain of this film. His first action sequence involves him literally sprinting away from the hero down a busy street in broad fucking daylight. That is just one sign of the sheer amount of carelessness and sloppiness that plagues this entire film.

There is no concept of time and space. When or where things are happening is a constant mystery. Scenes begin and end seemingly at random points. Not a single actor seems to be giving a shit or even enjoying themselves.

In the end, this is the worst kind of bad movie, because it's not even that fun to watch. Instead of a "batshit crazy" kind of bad, it's just sort of dull and monotonous. There's no real story to latch onto, there are very few funny moments (intended or otherwise), and even the action has no sense of spark or urgency. It's a film that exists for no other purpose than to exist. It says nothing, inspires nothing, and leaves no impression, except that of time having passed.

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