Favorite films

  • First Blood
  • Rambo: First Blood Part II
  • Rambo III
  • Rambo

Recent activity

  • Smokin' Aces


  • The Strawberry Statement

  • Traffic with the Devil

  • The Cowboys

Recent reviews

  • Smokin' Aces

    Smokin' Aces


    Relentless, highly trained competitors from all demographics converge in search of glorious reward before a minimal audience. #Tokyo2020

    Superb camerawork & editing etc., but man Joe Carnahan's aesthetic & sense of humor are not simpatico with mines. I'm not inviting that dude to a party.

    Like everything in our world circa 2006, this coulda benefited from way more Alicia Keys, the cast's one beautiful rainbow of a person streaking above a smoggy lake that devolves into a trashy amusement park's wave-pool thanks…

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

Popular reviews

  • American Sniper

    American Sniper

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    As a soldier, one of the first things at which I excelled, according to the infallible eye of my drill sergeants, was marching and marching movements. As a white guy and someone whose idea of nightmare is dancing in public, I’m a proud member of Rhythmless Nation, but I can twist & turn on command at perfect stiff right angles in combat boots with the best of them, apparently. This, uh, skill led me to be selected for local funeral detail…

  • Body Double

    Body Double


    Fuck you, purists.
    This is better than Hitchcock.