Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Men in Black 1997

  ★★★★ Rewatched 28 May 2023 1

  Only slightly trolling when I say this is the best Marvel movie.

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  The Little Mermaid 2023

  ★½ Watched 26 May 2023

  I once wrote that we as a society needed to rise up and stop Rob Marshall from directing a movie ever again.

  We failed, and this is the result.

  More at Slashfilm Monday.

Popular reviews

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  Green Book 2018

  ★½ Watched 03 Dec 2018 34

  The story of how that racist guy who says “I’m not racist, I have a black friend” met his black friend.

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  Babylon 2022

  ★★ Watched 07 Dec 2022 8

  What if Singin’ in the Rain was three hours long, had no singing and dancing, focused mostly on the villain, was largely charmless and grating, was filled with countless rip-offs of other movies, and instead of ending with a fantastical ballet, ended with the montage from the end of Disney’s The Great Movie Ride?