• Suicide Mission

    Suicide Mission

    ★★★★★

    I am officially making it my life's mission to make it known that this movie kicks all kinds of ass and you need to see it.

    A woman decides she wants a man...a married man with a family and a nice house. And she's willing to go to a corrupt witch doctor to get him.

    Almost immediately, his wife becomes concerned when she begins to notice the changes in her husband as he openly cheats on her. He acts as…

  • Black Heat

    Black Heat

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Night scene shot during the daytime with a blue filter? Check. Car careening off a cliff and exploding with a dummy sliding out? Check. Helicopter that explodes mid-air? Check. Bad guy getting impaled? Check. Sleazy rape scene? Also check. Russ Tamblyn acting like a violent degenerate? Check. Regina Carrol with her big blonde hair? Also check.

    Yep, this is an Al Adamson movie alright.

  • The Farmer

    The Farmer

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "The first mistake you made was getting up. The second mistake you made was insulting Shirley Temple..."

    Our movie opens with a montage of historical footage, set to FDR's Infamy Speech. America has just been through a politically turbulent time and Kyle Martin, coming back via train to his hometown of Overbrook after serving, is trying to make sense of it all. Although Kyle comes home a silver star hero, he's not about to be treated like one.

    While onboard,…

  • Daikanyama Wonderland Horror

    Daikanyama Wonderland Horror

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Welcome to the wild world of SOV Horror, Tokyo Style.

    Daikanyama is a neighborhood in Tokyo that is colloquially known as Tokyo's Brooklyn. And it's the perfect backdrop for this short 80s horror SOV film that plunges three would be popstars into a manic scene of metal bands, movie killers and bizarre ghosts.

    I've tried to transcribe the plot of this film as best as I can, and as I am not a native Japanese speaker, please bare with me.…