• Terrifier 2

    Terrifier 2


    It was decent and that but no need for it to be that long. Reckon I preferred the first one.

  • Terrifier



    Better than your average low budget horror.

  • Children of the Corn

    Children of the Corn


    That young lass Eden was stone cold.
    I'm gonna need to watch the original of this. Sure I saw it decades ago but I can't remember.

  • The Black Demon

    The Black Demon

    Very boring, no tension, poorly written. That's just a few of the things.

  • Significant Other

    Significant Other


    Starts off quite intriguing but once it reveals itself and that pointy finger comes out, it's downhill from there.

  • The Marvels

    The Marvels


    The sacrifices you make to hang out with a beautiful woman for a couple of hours.

  • Beau Is Afraid

    Beau Is Afraid


    This was much more mental than I thought it'd be, and I really enjoyed it.

  • Look Away

    Look Away


    Laughed when she swapped places with the evil mirror version of herself. It was very clear that was what had just happened but they made the evil one seductively light a cigarette and then flop onto the bed with as much abandon as possible just to make sure that you knew.

  • Now You See Me

    Now You See Me


    Everything that takes place in this film is completely ridiculous. The overall plot, all the intricacies of the plot, all the twists, all the characters, all the dialogue, it's all one hundred percent ridiculous.
    It looks absolutely ugly as fk as well, the whole thing just reminds me of grey. The editing is ridiculous too, chopping about trying to create this dynamism that it thinks the story and characters have. Honestly cannot abide this film one bit.

  • Seriously Red

    Seriously Red


    I wanted some light hearted fun but this didn't really do it for me.

  • Anatomy of a Fall

    Anatomy of a Fall


    Some of the best dog acting you'll ever see.

  • The Attic

    The Attic

    These are still on autoplay btw. I actually pressed to cancel this during the credits of the last film but then it played it anyway once the credits were over.
    Anyway, I'm off to the cinema in a minute to watch a proper film. 😊