Tom Morton

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Favorite films

  • Remember the Night
  • Scrooged
  • Bad Santa
  • Miracle on 34th Street

Recent activity

  • Quiz Lady


  • Population: 1


  • Highball


  • Fallen Leaves


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Recent reviews

  • Quiz Lady

    Quiz Lady


    This came up in search results today when I was searching for good recent comedy movies after a conversation about how there aren't as many as there should be, and I saw that it was on Disney+ for which today is my last day (I cancelled it because I finished watching all of the X-Files) so it felt like fate that I had to watch it.

    And it was fucking great! I really loved this, it's funny, sweet and a…

  • Population: 1

    Population: 1


    "Punk rock post-apocalytic musical" is not a genre I'm ever going to be able to resist, and yet this sat on my shelf for a long time. I guess somehow I subconsciously knew that I wasn't going to like it as much as that description might suggest, alas. It does pick up a little after a brutally annoying opening and it's mercifully short, but this was just not my thing at all - very "pretentious one-man show", and I didn't…

Popular reviews

  • Addams Family Values

    Addams Family Values


    Morticia: I'm just like any modern woman trying to have it all. Loving husband, a family. It's just... I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces and join their hellish crusade.


  • Audition



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    "Cute dog, I hope nothing happens to it"


    "Ah, fuck."