Favorite films

  • American Honey
  • Promising Young Woman
  • American Psycho
  • Bad Times at the El Royale

Recent activity

  • GoodFellas

  • The Little Mermaid


  • John Mulaney: Baby J


  • Your Name.


Recent reviews

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain


    Brokeback Mountain walked so Call Me by Your Name could run

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up


    The only two people who made me audibly laugh in this movie were Jonah Hill and Timothée Chalamet. Jennifer’s look was iconic though.

Popular reviews

  • The Black Phone

    The Black Phone


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “Jesus, what the fuck???”


  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


    This movie has no flaws.

    Johnny Depp acting absolutely unhinged as he picks off a bunch of bratty kids one by one? This movie is just as good and deranged as I remember it. 

    Also, the music slaps.