Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Brokeback Mountain 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Jan 2023

  Brokeback Mountain walked so Call Me by Your Name could run

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  Don't Look Up 2021

  ★★★ Watched 23 Jan 2023

  The only two people who made me audibly laugh in this movie were Jonah Hill and Timothée Chalamet. Jennifer’s look was iconic though.

Popular reviews

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  The Black Phone 2021

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Jun 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  “Jesus, what the fuck???”

  
  #FloorEggs

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  Charlie and the Chocolate Factory 2005

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 19 Apr 2022

  This movie has no flaws.

  Johnny Depp acting absolutely unhinged as he picks off a bunch of bratty kids one by one? This movie is just as good and deranged as I remember it. 

  Also, the music slaps.