jack hayes

i'm just a dumbass dyke who likes body horror and cannibalism and monster movies. yeehaw.

Favorite films

  • Re-Animator
  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
  • An American Werewolf in London
  • House

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  • The House

    ★★★★★

  • Scream

    ★★★★★

  • Drifters

  • Baraka

    ★★★★½

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  • Scream

    Scream

    ★★★★★

    turns out the key to making me love this movie even more is to watch it with people who do not care

  • Savageland

    Savageland

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    not only one of the most original found footage movies i’ve seen in a while, but probably the most original zombie film i’ve seen in a long time. 

    savageland takes the texas chainsaw massacre approach of leaving most of the violence up to the imagination- in fact, the franchise’s well-loved flashbulb sound effect is oddly appropriate in comparison to this film. if anything, savageland is far more restrained in what it shows. minimal gore, restricted to crime scene photographs lit…

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