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1313: Haunted Frat 2011
I cannot stop watching these movies. No matter what else I am doing these fucking 1313 movies haunt me. I feel intensely that I need to watch all of them even though they're exactly the same. They're hypnotizingly terrible. I can't look away from the screen even though nothing happens or the same scene is looped endlessly until I start to feel like I'm going insane.
Someone help me
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Lorna, the Exorcist 1974
Film #37 of Shocktober17
Lorna is the possessor. The "mysterious, irresistible, sorceress from a fantasy novel" Gorgeous, theatrical, dreamy and powerful. Lorna knows what she wants and she will get it, or ruin you trying to. Lorna and her electrifying blue eyeshadow; "this woman wants our destruction".
Lorna is the mother who desires to be united with the now 18-year old Linda (played by Lina Romay). Lorna with soft orange and brown makeup, dressed in black lace. Visiting in the…
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Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret 2013
I knew 40 minutes in when Bring Me To Life started playing that this was a movie for me. Extremely dirty n sleazy. Contains probably the bloodiest Lifetime murder ever. This is so exploitative and weird and contains so many cliche Lifetime moments, it is so easy to watch this and forget it's based on a true story (despite KNOWING it is beforehand). There's a reason half the reviews are sympathizing with Jodi, and it's because this movie really doesn't…
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The Hot Chick 2002
BOYS ARE CHEATS AND LIARS
THEY'RE SUCH A BIG DISGRACE
THEY WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING
TO GET TO SECOND BASE-
BALL BASEBALL
HE THINKS HE'S GONNA SCORE
IF YOU LET HIM ALL THE WAY
THEN YOU ARE A WHORE-
TICULTURIST'S STUDY FLOWERS
GEOLOGISTS STUDY ROCKS
THE ONLY THING A GUY WANTS FROM YOU
IS A PLACE TO PUT HIS COCK-
ROACHES, BEETLES,
BUTTERFLIES AND BUGS
NOTHINGS MAKES HIM HAPPIER
THAN A GIANT PAIR OF JUGG-
LERS AND ACROBATS,
A DANCING BEAR NAMED CHUCK
ALL GUYS REALLY WANT IS
FORGET IT NO SUCH LUCK -
Slaughtered Vomit Dolls 2006
“I guess I was born to take care of and film girls that are very close to death”
Here we go again…
UPDATE: I have removed the section regarding LV's alleged past in the porn industry, please check twitter thread for the reasoning.
(MAJOR TW FOR ADDICTION, SEXUAL ABUSE, AND GROOMING!!!!)
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I thought after my last review of Slaughtered Vomit Dolls I would never have to talk about these stupid movies again - I was wrong!
In the past,…
