Taylor Heider

Taylor Heider Pro

gore whore, dumb broad, david decoteau's #1 fan, porno enthusiast, weird bitch with bad taste <3

ig & twitter: @mondovideos

Favorite films

  • Red Lips
  • The Killing Games
  • Schizophreniac: The Whore Mangler
  • Club Lingerie

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  • Gwank

    ★★★★★

  • Grandparents from Outer Space

    ★★★★

  • Easter Evil

    ★★★★★

  • Twisted Pair

    ★★★★★

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  • Dickshark

    Dickshark

    *I WATCHED THE 7 HOUR CUT OF DICKSHARK AND SURVIVED TO TELL THE TALE* 

    (Barely)

    “I’m not cuckoo for Dicksharks!”

    Ok. I think it’s time to admit defeat here. I am breaking up with Dickshark. I have tried time and time again to love this film. Some day a good movie named Dickshark will be made and we can all forget about the wretched existence of this stinky putrid movie. Maybe I’m meant to create that movie? Is that why…

  • 1313: Haunted Frat

    1313: Haunted Frat

    ★★

    I cannot stop watching these movies. No matter what else I am doing these fucking 1313 movies haunt me. I feel intensely that I need to watch all of them even though they're exactly the same. They're hypnotizingly terrible. I can't look away from the screen even though nothing happens or the same scene is looped endlessly until I start to feel like I'm going insane. 

    Someone help me

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  • Gwank

    Gwank

    ★★★★★

    The greatest movie that has ever existed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Grandparents from Outer Space

    Grandparents from Outer Space

    ★★★★

    "I don't think they know that electricity is our food source" (after eating the flame off a candle)

    I don't think that is electricity but I love u Conrad Brooks and this movie is adorable, pure homemade SOV brilliance <3

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  • The Hot Chick

    The Hot Chick

    ★★½

    BOYS ARE CHEATS AND LIARS
    THEY'RE SUCH A BIG DISGRACE
    THEY WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING
    TO GET TO SECOND BASE-
    BALL BASEBALL
    HE THINKS HE'S GONNA SCORE
    IF YOU LET HIM ALL THE WAY
    THEN YOU ARE A WHORE-
    TICULTURIST'S STUDY FLOWERS
    GEOLOGISTS STUDY ROCKS
    THE ONLY THING A GUY WANTS FROM YOU
    IS A PLACE TO PUT HIS COCK-
    ROACHES, BEETLES,
    BUTTERFLIES AND BUGS
    NOTHINGS MAKES HIM HAPPIER
    THAN A GIANT PAIR OF JUGG-
    LERS AND ACROBATS,
    A DANCING BEAR NAMED CHUCK
    ALL GUYS REALLY WANT IS
    FORGET IT NO SUCH LUCK

  • Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

    Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

    “​​I guess I was born to take care of and film girls that are very close to death”

    Here we go again…

    UPDATE: I have removed the section regarding LV's alleged past in the porn industry, please check twitter thread for the reasoning.

    (MAJOR TW FOR ADDICTION, SEXUAL ABUSE, AND GROOMING!!!!)

    Intro:

    I thought after my last review of Slaughtered Vomit Dolls I would never have to talk about these stupid movies again - I was wrong!

    In the past,…