I cannot stop watching these movies. No matter what else I am doing these fucking 1313 movies haunt me. I feel intensely that I need to watch all of them even though they're exactly the same. They're hypnotizingly terrible. I can't look away from the screen even though nothing happens or the same scene is looped endlessly until I start to feel like I'm going insane.
Someone help me
Film #37 of Shocktober17
Lorna is the possessor. The "mysterious, irresistible, sorceress from a fantasy novel" Gorgeous, theatrical, dreamy and powerful. Lorna knows what she wants and she will get it, or ruin you trying to. Lorna and her electrifying blue eyeshadow; "this woman wants our destruction".
Lorna is the mother who desires to be united with the now 18-year old Linda (played by Lina Romay). Lorna with soft orange and brown makeup, dressed in black lace. Visiting in the…
“I guess I was born to take care of and film girls that are very close to death”
Here we go again…
(MAJOR TW FOR ADDICTION, SEXUAL ABUSE, AND GROOMING!!!!)
Intro:
I thought after my last review of Slaughtered Vomit Dolls I would never have to talk about these stupid movies again - I was wrong!
In the past, I haven’t exactly been shy about criticizing Lucifer Valentine or his movies. The issue has always been that it’s hard to…
Cute, grindhouse inspired zombie movie led by a group of strippers but ultimately not that fun - except for when one of the girls exposes her gaping, rotting pussy and flames shoot out of it. Also not enough big tits which is rude.
BOYS ARE CHEATS AND LIARS
THEY'RE SUCH A BIG DISGRACE
THEY WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING
TO GET TO SECOND BASE-
BALL BASEBALL
HE THINKS HE'S GONNA SCORE
IF YOU LET HIM ALL THE WAY
THEN YOU ARE A WHORE-
TICULTURIST'S STUDY FLOWERS
GEOLOGISTS STUDY ROCKS
THE ONLY THING A GUY WANTS FROM YOU
IS A PLACE TO PUT HIS COCK-
ROACHES, BEETLES,
BUTTERFLIES AND BUGS
NOTHINGS MAKES HIM HAPPIER
THAN A GIANT PAIR OF JUGG-
LERS AND ACROBATS,
A DANCING BEAR NAMED CHUCK
ALL GUYS REALLY WANT IS
FORGET IT NO SUCH LUCK
EDIT: PLEASE take a look at my new review here which contains a lot of new information regarding what I talk about below: letterboxd.com/mondovideos/film/slaughtered-vomit-dolls/2/
It's been 5 years since I watched this so I figured I would try again... No, it's still the same edgelord boring bullshit. I'm actually kind of freaked out by interviews of this man where he talked about how the lead actress signed a contract (while on drugs) wherein he could do "anything at his discretion"…
