Taylor Heider

gore whore, dumb broad, david decoteau's #1 fan, porno enthusiast, weird bitch with bad taste <3

ig & twitter: @mondovideos

Favorite films

  • A Woman's Torment
  • Eaten Alive: A Tasteful Revenge
  • Cemetery Sisters
  • Antfarm Dickhole

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  • Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret

    ★★★★★

  • The Room

    ★★★★★

  • The Crucified Lovers

    ★★★½

  • PPP Loan Gone

    ★★★★

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  • 1313: Haunted Frat

    1313: Haunted Frat

    ★★

    I cannot stop watching these movies. No matter what else I am doing these fucking 1313 movies haunt me. I feel intensely that I need to watch all of them even though they're exactly the same. They're hypnotizingly terrible. I can't look away from the screen even though nothing happens or the same scene is looped endlessly until I start to feel like I'm going insane. 

    Someone help me

  • Lorna, the Exorcist

    Lorna, the Exorcist

    ★★★½

    Film #37 of Shocktober17

    Lorna is the possessor. The "mysterious, irresistible, sorceress from a fantasy novel" Gorgeous, theatrical, dreamy and powerful. Lorna knows what she wants and she will get it, or ruin you trying to. Lorna and her electrifying blue eyeshadow; "this woman wants our destruction".

    Lorna is the mother who desires to be united with the now 18-year old Linda (played by Lina Romay). Lorna with soft orange and brown makeup, dressed in black lace. Visiting in the…

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  • Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret

    Jodi Arias: Dirty Little Secret

    ★★★★★

    I knew 40 minutes in when Bring Me To Life started playing that this was a movie for me. Extremely dirty n sleazy. Contains probably the bloodiest Lifetime murder ever. This is so exploitative and weird and contains so many cliche Lifetime moments, it is so easy to watch this and forget it's based on a true story (despite KNOWING it is beforehand). There's a reason half the reviews are sympathizing with Jodi, and it's because this movie really doesn't…

  • The Room

    The Room

    ★★★★★

    I am also fed up with this world!!!! Tommy is so real!!!!

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  • The Hot Chick

    The Hot Chick

    ★★½

    BOYS ARE CHEATS AND LIARS
    THEY'RE SUCH A BIG DISGRACE
    THEY WILL TELL YOU ANYTHING
    TO GET TO SECOND BASE-
    BALL BASEBALL
    HE THINKS HE'S GONNA SCORE
    IF YOU LET HIM ALL THE WAY
    THEN YOU ARE A WHORE-
    TICULTURIST'S STUDY FLOWERS
    GEOLOGISTS STUDY ROCKS
    THE ONLY THING A GUY WANTS FROM YOU
    IS A PLACE TO PUT HIS COCK-
    ROACHES, BEETLES,
    BUTTERFLIES AND BUGS
    NOTHINGS MAKES HIM HAPPIER
    THAN A GIANT PAIR OF JUGG-
    LERS AND ACROBATS,
    A DANCING BEAR NAMED CHUCK
    ALL GUYS REALLY WANT IS
    FORGET IT NO SUCH LUCK

  • Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

    Slaughtered Vomit Dolls

    “​​I guess I was born to take care of and film girls that are very close to death”

    Here we go again…

    UPDATE: I have removed the section regarding LV's alleged past in the porn industry, please check twitter thread for the reasoning.

    (MAJOR TW FOR ADDICTION, SEXUAL ABUSE, AND GROOMING!!!!)

    Intro:

    I thought after my last review of Slaughtered Vomit Dolls I would never have to talk about these stupid movies again - I was wrong!

    In the past,…