Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Edward Scissorhands 1990

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Sep 2023

  Easily Burton’s masterpiece.
  A perfect modern gothic fairytale.

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  Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey 1993

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Sep 2023

  A childhood favourite, perfect cinematic ending.

Popular reviews

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  Satantango 1994

  ½ Watched 14 Jul 2019 15

  I feel like I need to edit a compilation of anyone who likes this film just having a nice long wank, edit it together and it’ll have more context and entertainment and probably run for less time because of all these premature ejaculators that get excited about an idea in cinema and don’t want to sound uneducated for not having liked a film like this. Fuck Bella Tarr.

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  Fireproof 2008

  ★★★★★ Watched 23 Aug 2019

  If I ever get married and that marriage is on the rocks, I will show this to my wife everyday for 40 days, and my marriage will be over but at least I had 40 days of Kirk Cameron kicking the shit out of a bin and cry when he gets his divorce papers.