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Jackass Forever 2022
was going to actually watch something new tonight however seeing worlds collide tonight at the mtv movie awards when our beloved Poopies won best kiss and was presented his award by my other best friend David Spade made me want to rewatch this masterpiece yet again instead 🫶🏻.
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Top Gun: Maverick 2022
3 things:
1. FUCK this movie for making me think miles teller is hot i’m literally so mad about this
2. tom cruise could stand right in front of me at the ripe height of 5’7 and tell me he’s 6’3 and i’d believe him. he’s just that cool idk. i know he’s kinda sus 🤨 and also scientology but goddamn if he ain’t single handledly keeping the action genre alive and well !!!! MI7 can’t come soon enough babyyyy
3. MANNY JACINTO????? AND HE HAS NO LINES AT ALL???? WHAT THE FUCK???????
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The Bob's Burgers Movie 2022
I was grinning like an idiot the entire time. Not since Avengers: Endgame has a theatre been so united then when the titular Bob made his titular burgers. I owe The Belchers family my happiness for the week!!!
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Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022
just a completely normal movie that will not fuck you up in any way
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The Red Shoes 1948
If you want pretty ballet, go to The Red Shoes. This a dazzling and lush Technicolor spectacle by British vanguards Michael Powel and Emeric Pressburger. They are responsible for more visual grandeur from the 1940’s than most directors were ever able to half muster (see “The Thief of Baghdad,” “Stairway to Heaven” and “Black Narcissus” among others). Redhead Moira Shearer, svelte and lissome as well as demonstrative of perfect verticality on her toes, is arguably the greatest dancer who ever…
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