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  • Velvet Buzzsaw

    Velvet Buzzsaw


    To be perfectly frank, I have no idea what the majority of you were watching. The movie I saw was splendid, compelling, and perfectly satirical. 

    Art is utterly subjective, and I suppose film is exactly the same way. So 80% of you think this film was pretentious boring utterly useless twaddle, and then 20% of us were mesmerized the entire time and thought it was rather fucking brilliant in its own way. 

    I have no idea what you all were…

  • The Birth of a Nation

    The Birth of a Nation


    You can see in today’s politics just how ludicrously easy it is to pull people’s minds into a trap door of unconscionable thinking. The Old Plantation South only lasted about as long as the post-Civil Rights Republican Party we know today: espousing romantic ideals of what life was like in the 50s, filling middle-class working white people’s brains with images of Ozzie and Harriet-style living, a husband who works a 9 to 5 and provides for his family who live…

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  • Dante's Inferno

    Dante's Inferno

    There were two Infernos released in 1911. This is the other one. 

    Both are Italian. One is feature length, is well known in silent circles, readily available, and easy to follow with english translated subtitles. 

    The other one is this one.

    Twenty minutes. Italian AF. 
    Italian* subtitles, Italian narrator telling all of you Italian blind people what the Italian subtitles say, and long dead Italian actors Italian acting the everloving shit out of everything. 

    It is gorgeous and has excellent music…

  • The Damnation of Faust

    The Damnation of Faust

    “This short film is presumably lost”

    But please, feel free to give it five stars and talk about how amazing it was. You fucking idiots.