• Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    ½

    Poo(h) is in the title people

  • The Dukes of Hazzard

    The Dukes of Hazzard

    More testicles mean more iron

  • How It Ends

    How It Ends

    ★★★★½

    AYO!

  • The Pit

    The Pit

    ★★

    The pit
    I was in it, the pit
    You were in it, the pit
    We all were in it, the pit
    The pit
    I was in it, the pit
    You were in it, the pit
    We all fell in the pit
    The pit
    I fell in it, the pit
    You fell in it, the pit
    We all were in that pit
    Oh, the pit
    I fell in it, the pit
    You fell in it, the pit
    We all fell it…

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    ★★★★★

    I've seen this multiple times now
    how can I just now noticed the people chanting
    EVIL DIES TONIGHT

  • Aftersun

    Aftersun

    ★★★★★

    Fuck You Charlotte Wells
    your gorgeous films final shot is gonna cost me years and years of therapy

  • Swarm

    Swarm

    ★★★★½

    This was bananas and I loved it

  • Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

    ★★★★

    Saw this for the second time with a sold out audience it worked for me so much more seeing it with an audience
    so I am recommending this film
    I'm going to have to see it again
    I still have problems with it
    it is so little bit too long and some of the jokes just don't land for me
    but when it's good it's fucking golden

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★★★

    I would have been absolutely fine if this went on for 6 more hours

  • The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    The Hunger Games: Catching Fire

    ★★½

    when you're sliding into home and your pants are full of foam
    It's Diarrhea!

  • Wet Hot American Summer

    Wet Hot American Summer

    ★★★★★

    If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass - just be honest about it. Look, Gene, I've never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick, and I do it a lot.

    My mom just informed me I was named after
    Mitch the can of vegetables
    from this film
    so I got that going for me

  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 1

    ★½

    Beans, beans, the musical fruit
    The more you eat, the more you toot
    The more you toot, the better you feel.
    So let's have beans with every meal!