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  • Halloween Ends

    ★½

  • I Do, I Do, I Do

    ½

  • Pumpkin Everything

  • The Mistletoe Inn

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  • Halloween Ends

    Halloween Ends

    ★½

    I'm gonna miss my boy, Mikey.

    Disappointing that the franchise went out with a whimper.

    Also, no offense to any tough marching band kids out there, but on what planet are marching band kids the intimidating high school bullies?

  • I Do, I Do, I Do

    I Do, I Do, I Do

    ½

    The first 15 minutes are amazingly insane – dude brah jump scares her in the woods, then just starts harassing her by basically forcing her to walk with him and psychoanalyzing her out of NOWHERE!

    And then he just grabs her and plants a kiss on her!

    She should have bear sprayed him.

    I fully expected that a guy wrote this, but nope!

    The only reason I finished this? My undying love for Ali Liebert. She even looks amazing in the ugliest damn maid of honor dress I've ever seen.

    Ali, if you're reading this, please slap me across the face.

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  • Under the Christmas Tree

    Under the Christmas Tree

    ★★½

    This movie has everything… lesbians, a main character with art heaux bangs, cryptically named chickens, Ricki Lake.

    "I hate that you're going back to Augusta in a few days."

    LOL Augusta is literally, like, an hour away from Camden. You two can still hang out.

  • 'Tis the Season to be Merry

    'Tis the Season to be Merry

    ★★

    I need to speak to the foley artist about those insane crunch sound effects when they bit into their s'mores.

    It was like they bit into handfuls of bone dry gravel.

    Pretty good otherwise.