Favorite films

  • Blue Velvet
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • The Wicker Man
  • Out of the Blue

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  • Hard to Die


  • The Slumber Party Massacre


  • Sorority House Massacre II


  • The Incubus


Recent reviews

  • Hard to Die

    Hard to Die


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Okay, so here's the idea here, if you can believe it: Three female employees and two female temps are at the office tower where they work at Acme Lingerie (and we get to see a bit about their boss' preferred hiring practices, ahem) doing inventory until late into the night. Their skeezy boss didn't even do them the courtesy of moving all the boxes from the basement to the floor they're working on so they have to drag it all…

  • Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    Texas Chainsaw Massacre


    Why was this movie even made? Clearly the filmmakers decided to ape the 2018 Halloween remake by throwing away all of the sequels and remakes (not a terrible idea in itself) but then proceed to do nothing with the material. There is a somewhat impressive mass murder on a bus, but there’s not really as much spilled organs and severed limbs as you might expect. But don't worry, there's plenty of gore to go around overall which feels like the…

Popular reviews

  • In Search of Darkness

    In Search of Darkness


    This is a great, extensive documentary on 80's horror. I only wish they had gone into some of the lesser-known horror of the era; they stay pretty safe with what they feature even though they show posters for films like The Mutilator and Slime City, which no one talks about. Lin Shaye is mentioned but not featured and my biased self really wishes they had gotten her to sit down for this. But it's an undeniable accomplishment and so much fun it doesn't feel as long as it is.

  • Midsommar



    We're definitely in Wicker Man territory although Ari Aster has created a far more intense and horrifying vision. The film unspools at a measured pace, gradually revealing the grotesqueries from which there is no escape. Emotionally exhausting and a film that stands with Hereditary in its sheer skin-crawling force.