Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hypnotic 2023

  ½ Watched 15 Sep 2023

  horrendous

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  Asteroid City 2023

  ★ Watched 09 Sep 2023

  great cast but too stylistically obnoxious. wes anderson seems to be leaning really hard on that children's storybook aesthetic

  i hate how almost all the characters speak the same way

  the framing device with bryan cranston was intrusive, confusing, off-putting and terribly unnecessary

  
  i couldn't handle more than 40mins

  
  1 star for how adorable the three little girls were in the diner scene

Popular reviews

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  Shallow Hal 2001

  ★★★ Watched 16 Jan 2017

  this is not a comedy

  this a kafka-esque fever dream

  i would love to see david lynch direct a remake of this film but from the fat chick's perspective

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  The Sixth Sense 1999

  ½ Watched 30 Oct 2019 2

  so this dude goes a whole year without noticing that no one except some dumbass kid would interact with him? how the hell did he become aware of the kid? how the fuck did he get appointed to psychoanalyze the kid? how the fuck is he living with a wife that does not once acknowledge his presence the whole time. did he eat at all? does he get thirsty? does he piss or shit? how did he get into toni…