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  • The Last Duel

    The Last Duel


    “I will sue! I will sue you for this!”

    Good courtroom drama. Given the subject matter, this movie is funnier than I expected: Affleck and Le Gris incredulous about Carrouges’s standing to sue; Affleck inviting Le Gris to take off his pants and join in his sex party; Carrouges insisting to Comer he kept his cool, then recounting how he absolutely did not keep his cool and is no longer welcome at Affleck’s court.

    Comer is the standout performer here,…

  • Play Misty for Me

    Play Misty for Me


    “It’s amazing what a man will go through for a hot pastrami sandwich.” I love when women talk dirty.

    Insane, retrograde take on relationships and sex, populated with hippie-adjacent conservative nerds in a hippie-adjacent NorCal town. Clint is fucking weird. 

    A note on Clint’s penis and prowess: (1) I don’t think he’s got a hog on him; (2) he’s got the build, demeanor, and gait of a man with a weak stroke game; (3) and there’s a lot of evidence of his nonexistent pull out game.

    Carmel looks incredible — the coast, the houses, the shops, and that radio station.

    And I can’t resist day-for-night shots.

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