Favorite films

  • Love
  • Nine 1/2 Weeks
  • Blue Is the Warmest Color
  • The Karate Kid

Recent activity

  • The Manchurian Candidate


  • Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead


  • Last Night in Soho


  • All That Jazz


Recent reviews

  • The Menu

    The Menu


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    That girl has never eaten a burger before

  • 8 Million Ways to Die

    8 Million Ways to Die


    Seems like a lot of stuff didn’t make it to the final cut — jarring transitions between scenes during Scudder’s drinking binge, some dialogue referencing events that didn’t happen, and unconvincing relationships/character motivation.

    But then Andy Garcia offers everyone passion fruit snow cones out of his car trunk, and the movie’s problems fade away…

Popular reviews

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol


    Lacks the eroticism of the other films

  • Elf



    Why didn’t the other elves build him a bed and cobble him up some shoes. 30 fucking years.