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  • Love
  • Nine 1/2 Weeks
  • Blue Is the Warmest Color
  • The Karate Kid

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  • The Manchurian Candidate

    ★★★★½

  • Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

    ★★★½

  • Last Night in Soho

    ★★

  • All That Jazz

    ★★★★½

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  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    That girl has never eaten a burger before

  • 8 Million Ways to Die

    8 Million Ways to Die

    ★★★★

    Seems like a lot of stuff didn’t make it to the final cut — jarring transitions between scenes during Scudder’s drinking binge, some dialogue referencing events that didn’t happen, and unconvincing relationships/character motivation.

    But then Andy Garcia offers everyone passion fruit snow cones out of his car trunk, and the movie’s problems fade away…

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  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol

    ★★★★

    Lacks the eroticism of the other films

  • Elf

    Elf

    ★★★½

    Why didn’t the other elves build him a bed and cobble him up some shoes. 30 fucking years.