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  • Suddenly, Last Summer

    Suddenly, Last Summer

    ★★★★

    Instead of echoing what everyone else has already said, can we take a moment to appreciate Katharine Hepburn entering the scene like a goddamn James Bond villain on her descending throne of terror and proceeds to give Montgomery Clift a tour of her lair as though it’s foreplay to leaving him in an overly elaborate deathtrap or some such fancy.

  • Aberration

    Aberration

    ★★★★

    This not receiving more love than it does is the real aberration. Vinegar Syndrome! Arrow! Severin, Blue Underground, ANYBODY!!! Track down the original negatives and get this on Blu-ray with all the bells and whistles.

    Aberration manages to perfect the SyFy original monster flick formula despite not being one, as well as showing joyous goreful puppet trauma horror without the involvement of either Charles Band or Roger Corman. It knows how to keep the movie moving without dragging, and it…

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  • Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

    Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa

    ½

    The End of Evangelion of Christmas movies.

  • Johnny Corncob

    Johnny Corncob

    ★★★★

    John Cornshiro is a man denied his one true love by a Wicked Shin-Mother. Cast out and disgraced, Cornshiro must traverse the nightmarish wastes of Europe, aiding those in need against monstrous aggressors on a journey to reunite with his destiny. He travels to the ends of the earth, annihilating any foe who stands in his way. This is not a story of how Johnny survives. This is about how razed our planet will be by the time he achieves…