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  • RoboCop

    ★★★★★

  • The Baby of Mâcon

    ★★★★½

  • Tokyo Story

    ★★★★½

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

    ★★★★

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  • Meet the Spartans

    Meet the Spartans

    ★★½

    No mayo? This is bullshit!

    watched for free on Youtube Movies inbetween customers over the course of several hours while i stayed late during an already long shift, so if i missed some crucial details that would effect my reading thats why.

    i keep coming back to the product placement, how MUCH of it there is and how it is simultaneously commercial and reference joke every time, references to commercials as commercials as jokes but many commercials are also jokes…

  • Sucker Punch

    Sucker Punch

    ★★★★★

    I apologize in advance for the raw nature of the performance. I will say however, that is part of the charm.

    CW: general loathing of Reality, very Problematic takes from a dumbass traumaqueer who you were never gonna take seriously anyway.

    had this film merely been an absolutely one-of-a-kind work which i have no idea how to contextualize or compare to other work, it would have been extremely difficult to write about for obvious reasons. had this film merely been…

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  • RoboCop

    RoboCop

    ★★★★★

    That's life in the big city.

    much 2 think about...i think one of my fave parts of the alchemy is that the whole thing is slathered in visual subjectivity but verhoeven's subjects are all artificial and mechanical, tv screens and computer overlays and omnipresent commercials. i almost expected it to be more uncanny and tragic, and it is, but the audience is human and their humanity is in every moment of the viewing experienced forced 2 coexist with and be…

  • The Baby of Mâcon

    The Baby of Mâcon

    ★★★★½

    It is only a play, with music.

    so hypnotic...the early breaks of kayfabe feel cruel even at their most innocuous cuz of how they take the intoxication away, and by the time theyve finished escalating its some kind of spiritual hangover, just painful painful sobriety with no safe places left. i kinda wish i didnt watch this

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  • Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    a conveniently guided tour of the worst tonal tendencies of 2010s blockbusters! just truly noxious insufferable stuff, an endless parade of douchebag comedy and self-concious frivolity claiming to be a part of a franchise characterized by brazen emotional sincerity and earnestly expressive self-mythologization. the knowledge that it exists mostly because johnson is such an insufferable prick that he needed to be quarantined in his own spin-off does not help. i can, in spite of all, see loose thematic ties to…

  • F9

    F9

    ★★★★★

    Oh it's easy. Just say whatever's in your heart.

    a blockbuster *prayer* dude...the action focus of the post-5 series reconfigured to chase Spiritual Highs, a much more vivid trial and triumph then f8 i think, taking the series' drive to Endless Escalation to not just create wonderfully entertaining action thrills but to Defy The Limits Of Material Reality...these movies r about Souls, i love these characters dearly just their Presence comforts me, offers something far beyond just a body in…