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The Pedal Movie 2021
First half or so was decent, but once it crept closer to the modern day it just lost any semblance of pacing and cohesion. I also wanted to smack that dude who was whining for attention because he didn't make clone pedals.
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The Irishman 2019
The Irishman, Or Do You Like Watching Paint Dry?
Not contempt with just crafting the most poorly thought out and derivative film of his career with "The Irishman". Martin Scorsese also unfortunately sought to force this three hour abomination into every American household via the horrendous magic of Netflix. This film is supposed to be a reflection on how the sands of time can grind away at a man to the brink of despair, and only by the way of…
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Mortal Kombat 2021
WB really wanted to make the most uninspired, and weirdly small scale version of Mortal Kombat possible for some reason. Felt like a bad YouTube fan film
