Miles Bonsignore

I rate with a 🧡 if I liked it, and I don’t if I didn’t.

Favorite films

  • The Social Network
  • Swiss Army Man
  • Shaun of the Dead
  • About Time

Recent activity

  • The Whale

  • Triangle of Sadness

  • The Menu

  • Nope

Recent reviews

  • The Whale

    The Whale

    This is one of those deeply flawed movies that I liked, and think has artistic merit, but im left mourning the better version of the movie, where Darren had made a few edits so the good parts shined even brighter.  

    The parts of this movie that humiliate, and make fun of its protagonist for cheap, caricature moments lessen the experience. Why in a movie about empathy, would the director decide to label its protagonist as pathetic or grotesque for…

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    I’m on the fence for this one. I liked it okay I think but it was preeeeeetty slow and the observations were a little too base for me. I think parasite is a movie that plays class in an unexpected and true way while this maybe just felt true.

Popular reviews

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Everything Everywhere All at Once

    Perhaps the most creative thing I’ve ever seen in my LIFE.

    If I summon a tiny sliver of the creativity these guys have, I will live a dream career. 

    Holy shit. I feel inspired and full of love. Go watch this with an open heart. 

    10/10 googley eyes

  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    Tom Cruise fucking rules I don’t care how weird he is

    I love this man, and I love oiled up pilots who are ready to go

    It’s a classic movie, the type of movie that doesn’t include cynical writing trying to out-meta itself, the type of movie that you cheer for. It’s simple, perfect, and thrilling.

    Talk to me Goose.