Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 ★★★★★

[Announcer]
Live from the kitchen,



the following is
a paid commercial announcement

forAstounding Products.



Hi! Welcome to
Astounding Products.



[Laughing]



I'm your host,
the guy in the sweaterwho asks
all the obvious questions.



[Studio Audience
Laughing]



Now, here to tell us
about his astounding product
for making cupcakes,



all the way
from Cheshire, England,
please welcome...



Me! Hello!
[Chuckling]



Now... Hello!
I'm so excited!



Do you love
making cupcakes,



but hate all
the hard cupcake work?



I know I do!



Well, forget
everything you know
about making cupcakes...




and say hello...



to the amazing Kupkake-inator.



- I'm so excited!
- [Audience Chuckling]



Cupcake-a-what?



[Cat, Audience]
Kupkake-inator!



Oh, this amazing device
can instantly make cupcakes...



out of anything that
you have in the kitchen.




- Wait a minute.
Did you say"anything"?
- Anything.



Anything?
Yes, anything.



Anything?
Anything.



- Anything?
- I'll get you, and it'll look
like a bloody accident.



- [Audience Tittering]
- Anything.



Now, take off the lid.
You can put in, I don't know,
a carton of eggs.



What?
How about
a pack ofhot dogs?




That's incredible!
Why not some ketchup?



Yeah, why not?
How about...
I know what you're thinkin'.



Even a fiire extinguisher.
There we go.



Hmm?



Now, close the lid
and Bob's your flippin' uncle!



What an
astounding product!



[Audience Applauding]
Oh, yeah!



Open the drawer,
[Bell Dings,
Motor Whirring]




Fiill the patented
Kupkake-inator tray,
[Audience Gasping]



- Close the drawer,
- [Audience Continues Gasping]



Then place it
in a conventional oven.



[Audience Laughing,
Applauding]



Delicious cupcakes
are just minutes away.



Did you just say
"minutes away"?



[Host, Audience]
That's impossible!



You're not just wrong,
you're stupid.
Now, wait just a minute...



And you're ugly,
just like your mum.



[Audience Gasping]
Did you just call
my mother ugly?



Shut up! I mean it!
I will end you!




- [Grunts]
- [Audience, Cat Gasping, Groaning]



Um, Cat.
Your tail.



What about it?



Oh, I see! I've chopped it off.
That's interesting, because...



Son of a bi...
[Beep]



Look, I'm not saying
we're going to sue.



I'm just saying
we have a case.



We'll talk later.
Lxnay, ixnay.

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