[Announcer]
Live from the kitchen,

the following is
a paid commercial announcement

forAstounding Products.

Hi! Welcome to
Astounding Products.

[Laughing]

I'm your host,
the guy in the sweaterwho asks
all the obvious questions.

[Studio Audience
Laughing]

Now, here to tell us
about his astounding product
for making cupcakes,

all the way
from Cheshire, England,
please welcome...

Me! Hello!
[Chuckling]

Now... Hello!
I'm so excited!

Do you love
making cupcakes,

but hate all
the hard cupcake work?

I know I do!

Well, forget
everything you know
about making cupcakes...

and say hello...

to the amazing Kupkake-inator.

- I'm so excited!
- [Audience Chuckling]

Cupcake-a-what?

[Cat, Audience]
Kupkake-inator!

Oh, this amazing device
can instantly make cupcakes...

out of anything that
you have in the kitchen.

- Wait a minute.
Did you say"anything"?
- Anything.

Anything?
Yes, anything.

Anything?
Anything.

- Anything?
- I'll get you, and it'll look
like a bloody accident.

- [Audience Tittering]
- Anything.

Now, take off the lid.
You can put in, I don't know,
a carton of eggs.

What?
How about
a pack ofhot dogs?

That's incredible!
Why not some ketchup?

Yeah, why not?
How about...
I know what you're thinkin'.

Even a fiire extinguisher.
There we go.

Hmm?

Now, close the lid
and Bob's your flippin' uncle!

What an
astounding product!

[Audience Applauding]
Oh, yeah!

Open the drawer,
[Bell Dings,
Motor Whirring]

Fiill the patented
Kupkake-inator tray,
[Audience Gasping]

- Close the drawer,
- [Audience Continues Gasping]

Then place it
in a conventional oven.

[Audience Laughing,
Applauding]

Delicious cupcakes
are just minutes away.

Did you just say
"minutes away"?

[Host, Audience]
That's impossible!

You're not just wrong,
you're stupid.
Now, wait just a minute...

And you're ugly,
just like your mum.

[Audience Gasping]
Did you just call
my mother ugly?

Shut up! I mean it!
I will end you!

- [Grunts]
- [Audience, Cat Gasping, Groaning]

Um, Cat.
Your tail.

What about it?

Oh, I see! I've chopped it off.
That's interesting, because...

Son of a bi...
[Beep]

Look, I'm not saying
we're going to sue.

I'm just saying
we have a case.

We'll talk later.
Lxnay, ixnay.