Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 ★★★★★

Live from the kitchen,

the following is
a paid commercial announcement

forAstounding Products.

Hi! Welcome to
Astounding Products.


I'm your host,
the guy in the sweaterwho asks
all the obvious questions.

[Studio Audience

Now, here to tell us
about his astounding product
for making cupcakes,

all the way
from Cheshire, England,
please welcome...

Me! Hello!

Now... Hello!
I'm so excited!

Do you love
making cupcakes,

but hate all
the hard cupcake work?

I know I do!

Well, forget
everything you know
about making cupcakes...

and say hello...

to the amazing Kupkake-inator.

- I'm so excited!
- [Audience Chuckling]


[Cat, Audience]

Oh, this amazing device
can instantly make cupcakes...

out of anything that
you have in the kitchen.

- Wait a minute.
Did you say"anything"?
- Anything.

Yes, anything.


- Anything?
- I'll get you, and it'll look
like a bloody accident.

- [Audience Tittering]
- Anything.

Now, take off the lid.
You can put in, I don't know,
a carton of eggs.

How about
a pack ofhot dogs?

That's incredible!
Why not some ketchup?

Yeah, why not?
How about...
I know what you're thinkin'.

Even a fiire extinguisher.
There we go.


Now, close the lid
and Bob's your flippin' uncle!

What an
astounding product!

[Audience Applauding]
Oh, yeah!

Open the drawer,
[Bell Dings,
Motor Whirring]

Fiill the patented
Kupkake-inator tray,
[Audience Gasping]

- Close the drawer,
- [Audience Continues Gasping]

Then place it
in a conventional oven.

[Audience Laughing,

Delicious cupcakes
are just minutes away.

Did you just say
"minutes away"?

[Host, Audience]
That's impossible!

You're not just wrong,
you're stupid.
Now, wait just a minute...

And you're ugly,
just like your mum.

[Audience Gasping]
Did you just call
my mother ugly?

Shut up! I mean it!
I will end you!

- [Grunts]
- [Audience, Cat Gasping, Groaning]

Um, Cat.
Your tail.

What about it?

Oh, I see! I've chopped it off.
That's interesting, because...

Son of a bi...

Look, I'm not saying
we're going to sue.

I'm just saying
we have a case.

We'll talk later.
Lxnay, ixnay.

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