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  • A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors

    ★★★★

  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer

    ★★★★

  • Face/Off

    ★★★★

  • The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

    ★★

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  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant

    ★★★★

    Every damn frame is a tempestuous response to criticism of Prometheus. You can hear Ridley Scott yelling "is this what you fucking want then, ass holes?" in the director's chair, drunk and horny. And YES IT FUCKING IS THANK YOU (also Prometheus was fine).

  • Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw

    ★★½

    No YOU'RE watching too many of these movies.

    All of the FF movies sorely lacked anything resembling true sexual tension (Michelle Rodriguez can't really be expected to do literally everything). Then they spun the dynamic between these two and WOW is there potential. Unfortunately it has all the execution of two bros exchanging grunts as they both reach for the last Code Red Mountain Dew at a gas station.

    Every time I wanted to turn it off Idris showed up, so they definitely got that pacing right. And watch out for that Helen Mirren, she's going places.