My taste leans populist. I like schlock. I love garbage. My favorite pocket genre is deep sea #horror.

Favorite films

  • Scream
  • The Lost Boys
  • Gleaming the Cube
  • Pump Up the Volume

Recent activity

  • Day Shift


  • Suburban Gothic


  • Excision


  • Shocker


Recent reviews

  • Prey



    I loved the way they rolled that title card down. It really made it feel like a comic book and set the tone perfectly. There's a lot of action, SFX and makeup work to like here. And if that stuff isn't why you're here you'll be disappointed. The plot is real standard dumdum Predator shit, the movie lacks internal consistency and there's the standard amount (read: way too much) shaky handheld camerawork.

  • Nightmare Weekend

    Nightmare Weekend


    Good but very forgettable cheesy shit. The most memorable thing from this movie for me was the dancing guy with the Walkman. I basically have no idea what happened from a plot perspective but didn't really care at the time and don't think a better story would have changed my outlook on this one very much.

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    The Big Easy


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    SLC Punk


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