mikeabrusci

mikeabrusci

Every book should be a movie and every movie should be 90 minutes long

Favorite films

  • Mikey and Nicky
  • Cool Hand Luke
  • Old Joy
  • Metallica: Some Kind of Monster

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  • May December

    ★★★★½

  • Prisoners

    ★★★★½

  • The Killer

    ★★★½

  • Killers of the Flower Moon

    ★★★★½

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  • May December

    May December

    ★★★★½

    I absolutely would’ve gotten Joe’d if I worked at that damn pet store too

  • Prisoners

    Prisoners

    ★★★★½

    Jake Gyllenhaal smashing a keyboard and then finding a clue is just proof that rage is your friend and you should never be admonished for having a short temper

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  • The Swimming Pool

    The Swimming Pool

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    If my girlfriends ex came to our vacation house and tried to fuck her in front of me, I’d throw his ass into la piscine too

  • Juwanna Mann

    Juwanna Mann

    This movie was playing in the background while I lost my virginity 5 stars

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