mik’s review published on Letterboxd:
commentary power rankings.
1. david fincher (would like it on the record that he has nothing against jewish fraternities or asian people and dropped aaron sorkin's email address)
2. jesse eisenberg (threw up after dry-swalling a horse pill becos he was afraid to ask anyone for a glass of water)
3. andrew garfield (tried to say something eloquent but kept getting interrupted by armie hammer about eating that hamburger)
4a. armie hammer (ate that hamburger)
4b. josh pence (also had to eat that hamburger)
5. aaron sorkin (they're hot, they're not jewish, and they CAN'T dance)
6. justin timberlake (who?)
