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The Hangover 2009
I try to act like I’m above a stupid mainstream comedy. Like oh you think this is the funniest movie ever, yeah right. This is the kind of movie made for normies and people who think step brothers is edgy. I watch Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Hot Fuzz, those are REAL comedies because they are timeless, this is some garbage from the late 2000s, haha nice try. Well, damn it, when somethings funny, it’s funny. Maybe I’m…
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Interstella 5555: The 5tory of the 5ecret 5tar 5ystem 2003
The one movie I would use to showcase the validity of animation and music as legitimate mediums capable of fantastic storytelling and art. I’ve listened to Daft Punk a few times off hand but until now I never really thought about dedicating to listening to their albums. That being said, this is a fantastic movie. Even though I prefer The Wall, I cannot deny how genuinely happy this movie made me. It’s literally just the animation and music, both of…
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2001: A Space Odyssey 1968
every shot in this would be the best shot of just about any other director’s career
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The Banshees of Inisherin 2022
Whoever put this in the comedy category in the Golden Globes did not watch the whole movie
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023
The first MCU film and first live-action capeshit I've seen in theatres and holy shit, this was so good. I would personally consider this my favourite MCU film, you could make the arguement that the first two are better but man this movie worked wonders, it's a fucking beautiful send-off to the most consistently solid franchise and cast of characters the MCU has ever had, also it fucking pulls on your heartstrings, this is probably the most emotional a movie…
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The Dark Knight 2008
10/10 (Yeah)
“Why so serious?”
For many years I’ve never actually watched this which is surprising considering all the praise it keeps getting. I’ve just never gotten around to it not because of fear that I wouldn’t like it or all but because I just never bothered. Even when my older brother talks about how this is his favorite film of all time I still don’t bother but now during a DC marathon after all these years I finally watched… -
Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio 2022
Zemeckis needs to see this. This is how you modernise Pinocchio.
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Avatar: The Way of Water 2022
If you liked the first Avatar then you will probably like this movie, because it shares the same positives. If you didn't like the first Avatar then you will probably dislike this one because it shares a lot of the same negatives.
Visually, it looks unbelievable. The first film had incredible effects, but this one blows it out of the water. The Na-vi skin is so textured and realistic that you feel like you can almost touch it. Avatar immersed…
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023
THEY DID IT, MARVEL MADE A MOVIE THIS TIME, THEY LEARNED FROM SPIDER-MAN 3
I know my rating won't reflect my enjoyment here but man, I'm actually surprised how great it was. Not perfect and the weakest of the bunch but there are plenty of great stuff here, it excels in emotion here as well. I'd love to review this but there is so much to talk about and I had no way of putting down notes since I saw…
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Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 2023
My experience watching this was like my younger self who watched the 1st and 2nd film all those years ago breaking free and having a blast unlike most MCU films post Endgame that ruin and break everything established previously. Does it have problems, yes but I actually enjoyed the characters I cared about previously, James Gunn thank you for making this my send off for this franchise once and for all. Yes I’m dipping the franchise because there’s no point…
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