Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Lady Vanishes 1938

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Jun 2023

  FUCK YOU
  *unvanishes your lady*

  strong first 3 quarters, last quarter was meh, very horny overall

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  A Goofy Movie 1995

  ★★★ Watched 03 Jun 2023

  anti-possum propaganda

Popular reviews

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  On the Count of Three 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 13 May 2022

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  the end.

  camera zooms out on a room packed with people— families —with problems. It’s a big room, and quickly our main character with his family falls out of focus, rendered small people in a big room, a big world. this movie is about that, small people in the grand scheme of things, the weight of their problems transcending time and thusly impacting their real, current space. these are tangible worms eating at their gut, as big as the world,…

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  Avengers: Age of Ultron 2015

  ★½ Watched 20 Oct 2019

  I got head while i was watching this movie at my local amc. it wasnt even good head. thats all i remember