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  • MacGruber



    In Thomas Aquinas’s old age, he abruptly stopped writing his last and greatest work because of a grand, consciousness-splintering vision. About this he said, “I can write no more. I have seen things that make my writings like straw.” I have no doubt that what he saw was MacGruber.

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  • Border



    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Holy hell, what a movie. Vile and grotesque, lovely and humane. Tina is extremely capable at her job and in her life, but because of her appearance, she has learned to be meek, to speak softly, tread lightly, and hide her emotions for fear of upsetting others. This has endeared her to the ones who know her, but you get the sense that it was the only way for her to have gotten any acceptance. Enter Vore, just like Tina…

  • Beauty and the Beast

    Beauty and the Beast


    If Gaston had been in this one he wouldn't have made it to the Beast at all bcos the Beast's castle is really well armed in this one