In Thomas Aquinas’s old age, he abruptly stopped writing his last and greatest work because of a grand, consciousness-splintering vision. About this he said, “I can write no more. I have seen things that make my writings like straw.” I have no doubt that what he saw was MacGruber.

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"You know if Dow Jones is here?"

Consistently hilarious and surprisingly wholesome. Makes me want to go and hug strangers. The anti-Borat.

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If Gaston had been in this one he wouldn't have made it to the Beast at all bcos the Beast's castle is really well armed in this one